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Granted: You now have foresight. Unfortunately, you receive it too late in life to benefit you, personally, and no one younger than you listens to what you have to say.
I wish to amuse Lord Nightmare.
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Kickstarter Backer # 1337
Wish...
NOT GRANTED! The Nightmare shall never be amused by your pathetic attempt!
I wish the Contessa would return my phone calls.
[B]Revenge is motivation enough. At least it's honest...[/B]
Roleplayer; Esteemed Villain
[img]http://www.nodiatis.com/pub/5.jpg[/img]
Here is Sophia Dosidicus, Emissary of the Xnarl, from the Octopus's Garden. The reconstruction of the Cephalopod Council is going very well. And it seems I have to.. visit Deathrattle to fight against these lies...
(Just for starters: the Founder Fathers were not the source of the Enlightenment movement, but were a part of it. The British and French Empires abolished slavery before the USA (on the Imperial/Federal level); this only war against slavery was a [I]civil[/I] war, because some states were so much into slavery that they declared independence and war immediately after Lincoln came into power. The Industrial revolution started in England, the combustion machine and the car were invented in Germany, the first cinema was in France, and really, any invention is based on predecessors, many of whom were not American. The claim that certain inventions were made by Americans because American Exceptionalism (not because they just happened to be Americans) is just absurd and neglects inventions made by non-Americans. At least before World War One, America was most certainly not [I]the[/I] world leader in science (particularly considering that the most important scientific theories, such as Evolution, Relativity, Quantum physics, Germ theory, were made by Europeans). And really, if the only source of democracy and progress were the USA, the USA would not exist. And the idea that removing the USA from the modern world would "lead[] to a stagnation of culture and science" (with most first-world-countries being more progressive than the USA, anyways), is nothing but ridiculous, chauvinistic and delusional.)
Since the Xnarl is currently unavaible (but, as I said, the Cephalopod Council will reform very soon), I wish this nonsense would end, or at least, to be able to ignore it.
PS: Since there have been post during my reply and my plight:
The Contessa answers your call... just at the moment where the divine servants of the Cephalopod Council find you and inflict on you the horrible fate worse then death you deserve!
[url=http://zapatopi.net/treeoctopus/] Save the endangered Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus from Extinction![/url]
I, the Xnarl, am glad to announce that the Cephalopod Council has been successfully restored,
Unfortunately, our enemies have not been lazy during our absence, and it has to investigated how this tragedy could have happened. Therefor, Sophia Dosidicus is too busy to argue here.
I wish for a space station of my own.
[url=http://zapatopi.net/treeoctopus/] Save the endangered Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus from Extinction![/url]
You receive your space station courtesy of the Nightmare. To assist you in all necessary functions I've uploaded an AI to all computers, whom I believe will be most helpful, known as the Sentient Hyper-Optimized Data Access Network or "SHODAN".
I desire a box.
[B]Revenge is motivation enough. At least it's honest...[/B]
Roleplayer; Esteemed Villain
[img]http://www.nodiatis.com/pub/5.jpg[/img]
Granted. You are put into an improved version of the Pandorica from which you can neither escape nor be freed.
I wish for humans to outlaw and instinctively reject the consumption of Cephalopods!
[url=http://zapatopi.net/treeoctopus/] Save the endangered Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus from Extinction![/url]
Granted, all cephalopods are wiped out and their corpses are shot into the sun so nobody would ever eat cephalopods again.
I wish i had a wish for a wish that can wish me a new wish so i can wish this wish.
Granted. You are now wishy-washy. It flows over your skull like rivulets of cyan plasma.
I wish to rule the world!
[size=14]"The illusion which exalts us is dearer to us than ten thousand truths." - Pushkin[/size]
[size=14] "One piece of flair is all I need." - Sister Silicon[/size]
Your wish has been granted. *Hands Airhead a globe*
I desire to drop it like its hot.
[B]Revenge is motivation enough. At least it's honest...[/B]
Roleplayer; Esteemed Villain
[img]http://www.nodiatis.com/pub/5.jpg[/img]
You drop it like its hot! Unfortunately your missing apostrophe means your dance move has dropped its hot, and it comes out looking kind of funky.
I wish to get the image of Lord Nightmare shaking his booty out of my head.
[size=14]"The illusion which exalts us is dearer to us than ten thousand truths." - Pushkin[/size]
[size=14] "One piece of flair is all I need." - Sister Silicon[/size]
Granted. Lord Nightmare shaking his booty pops out of your head and lands in your lap. Congratulations on receiving the once in a lifetime experience of a Lord Nightmare lap dance.
I wish everyone has cake to which no one is allergic.
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[font=Pristina][size=18][b]Hail Beard![/b][/size][/font]
Support [url=http://cityoftitans.com/comment/52149#comment-52149]trap clowns[/url] for CoT!
Granted. CAKE, the band, is now playing within all heads but the Nightmare's. Enjoy your eternal torment, mortals.
I desire that all but the Nightmare become anime stereotypes.
[B]Revenge is motivation enough. At least it's honest...[/B]
Roleplayer; Esteemed Villain
[img]http://www.nodiatis.com/pub/5.jpg[/img]
Granted. The Nightmare finds himself surrounded by beautiful women and girls, all of whom are interested only in either the Harem Boy or the Action Hero, and any one of whom can kick his ***, since the Nightmare is no longer an anime stereotype. Also, CAKE is now a J-pop band that plays the background music. Everybody loves CAKE. Except the Nightmare.
I wish to be the Action Hero. ^_^
Foradain, Mage of Phoenix Rising.
[url=https://cityoftitans.com/forum/foradains-character-conclave]Foradain's Character Conclave[/url]
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Avatar courtesy of [s]Satellite9[/s] [url=https://www.instagram.com/irezoomie/]Irezoomie[/url]
Granted. However, you are only 2 days to retirement.
The Nightmare wishes that SOMEONE would make a Cthulhu Mythos RPG that wasn't boring (*cough*Secret World*cough*)
[B]Revenge is motivation enough. At least it's honest...[/B]
Roleplayer; Esteemed Villain
[img]http://www.nodiatis.com/pub/5.jpg[/img]
Cthulhu attacks earth for real and changes the physiques of that realm to that of an RPG. You play for your life and no one can win.
((also secret world is a modern day fantasy game, not a cthulhu game.))
I wish for batman
not my video just one I lke ===> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6-SdIN0hsM
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Granted. He has come to arrest you.
I wish for a pet [I]Mosasaurus[/I]. I still miss Klirtras.
[url=http://zapatopi.net/treeoctopus/] Save the endangered Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus from Extinction![/url]
You receive your Mosasaurus. It curls up happily in your Maastrichtian dungeon.
Your mosasaurus is stolen by a Frenchman with 600 bottles of wine! Apparently that happens a lot. You suspect he did not act alone. /endfrenchaccent
I wish I could speak German.
[size=14]"The illusion which exalts us is dearer to us than ten thousand truths." - Pushkin[/size]
[size=14] "One piece of flair is all I need." - Sister Silicon[/size]
Now it's the only language you can speak
I wish for a delicious pie
not my video just one I lke ===> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6-SdIN0hsM
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Cremetorte fliegen in die Augen.
Ich wünschte, ich könnte besser Deutsch sprechen.
[size=14]"The illusion which exalts us is dearer to us than ten thousand truths." - Pushkin[/size]
[size=14] "One piece of flair is all I need." - Sister Silicon[/size]
Well I didn't understand of that so I just set all your things on fire
I wish airhead could speak English again
not my video just one I lke ===> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6-SdIN0hsM
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"A creampie flies in your eyes!" Comprehension is not always for the best.
I wish [b]notears[/b] had a chin.
[size=14]"The illusion which exalts us is dearer to us than ten thousand truths." - Pushkin[/size]
[size=14] "One piece of flair is all I need." - Sister Silicon[/size]
Granted, but it is so ugly he commits suicide.
I wish for Putin to die.
[url=http://zapatopi.net/treeoctopus/] Save the endangered Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus from Extinction![/url]
Granted..now Obama has complete control over the world
I wish I can drink alcohol and never get drunk
Granted. Great party trick, but once it gets out nobody dares go out for a drink with you.
I wish I had my own superhero base at the top of a skyscraper.
[size=14]"The illusion which exalts us is dearer to us than ten thousand truths." - Pushkin[/size]
[size=14] "One piece of flair is all I need." - Sister Silicon[/size]
Granted! Now you just have to figure out which building it is in.
I wish I could do the last 20 years over again.
Be Well!
Fireheart
Granted, you get to do the last 20 years over again.
And again, and again
And again......
As the aeons roll by, you get to relive the last 20 years over and over and over, you percieve everything, you are aware that you are 'looping', but you can not change a thing.
Eventually, you go insane, but nobody notices, because you relive your 20 year life EXACTLY as before, and then it restarts at the point you made the wish.
Because oh yes, that wish is the last moment of the 20 years loop.
Welcome, to your own personal hell.
I wish I had a sandwich.
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Granted. And to make certain that you are never again without a sandwich, you become a sandwich. Hands (especially grimy hands) and teeth are your new arch nemeses.
I wish I knew what was up with this cold weather.
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[font=Pristina][size=18][b]Hail Beard![/b][/size][/font]
Support [url=http://cityoftitans.com/comment/52149#comment-52149]trap clowns[/url] for CoT!
The fog clears, and voila! You can see what is up. For a couple of seconds at least, before you get hail in your eye.
I wish pistachio baklava was good for me.
[size=14]"The illusion which exalts us is dearer to us than ten thousand truths." - Pushkin[/size]
[size=14] "One piece of flair is all I need." - Sister Silicon[/size]
It is, however it now tastes like moose vomit
I wish I was a moose inspired super hero
not my video just one I lke ===> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6-SdIN0hsM
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Granted, but the Trophy Lord kills you for your antlers. At least, you are his last victim, as he succumbs to his injuries (you inflicted) shortly after.
I wish for ... say, a billion of the most evil humans* to die. This should reduce overpopulation and have many other benefits.
*As inhuman as they seem, for the purpose of this wish, all members of [i] Homo sapiens{/i] count as human.
[url=http://zapatopi.net/treeoctopus/] Save the endangered Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus from Extinction![/url]
Granted, a billion of the most evil humans currently alive die, especially you, since you just murdered 99'999'999 people with a wish.
I wish i could stop time, while i remain unstopped, can move freely and can move everything else freely.
I am not human, I am a deity of Cephalopods. I do not qualify as human.
Granted, but only for one [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planck_time] Plank Time[/url].
Utinam [i]Urbs Titanum[/i] latine publicatura iret!
[url=http://zapatopi.net/treeoctopus/] Save the endangered Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus from Extinction![/url]
Your horrid Latin causes CoT to be published in Carthaginian, setting back civilization by a couple thousand years. Happily, you are found to be an excellent source of dye.
I wish I had the time to play this game.
Be Well!
Fireheart
It is not my fault some idiot philosopher had to invent the coniugatio periphrastica!
Granted. But can you speak Phoenician?
I wish humanity had developed Ecology much earlier, so they would not have been such devasting!
[url=http://zapatopi.net/treeoctopus/] Save the endangered Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus from Extinction![/url]
You discover the neanderthal species of human reached incredible heights in the field of Ecology. Unfortunately this led to a genetic experiment that went horribly wrong.
I wish I had a 3D printer.
[size=14]"The illusion which exalts us is dearer to us than ten thousand truths." - Pushkin[/size]
[size=14] "One piece of flair is all I need." - Sister Silicon[/size]
It crashes through the roof and ruins your carpet
I wish my pants where filled with jello
not my video just one I lke ===> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6-SdIN0hsM
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Because of a typographical error, your pants are teleported to a jello manufacturing plant, specifically packaging. They are cut up and packaged with the jello.
I wish I had cookie dough ice cream.
Foradain, Mage of Phoenix Rising.
[url=https://cityoftitans.com/forum/foradains-character-conclave]Foradain's Character Conclave[/url]
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Avatar courtesy of [s]Satellite9[/s] [url=https://www.instagram.com/irezoomie/]Irezoomie[/url]
You have cookie dough ice cream.
however, you can now only stomach cat biscuits.
I wish that I Vroomfondel, and my friend Majikthise, had stopped The Question being asked.
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The question goes unasked! That doesn't stop people wondering what a [em]Vroom[/em] is, they are just too polite.
I wish I had a muse.
[size=14]"The illusion which exalts us is dearer to us than ten thousand truths." - Pushkin[/size]
[size=14] "One piece of flair is all I need." - Sister Silicon[/size]
It's a burly man named chuck
I wish for BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
not my video just one I lke ===> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6-SdIN0hsM
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OH, YES! THE BEES! THE BEES! AAAAAHHHHH! OH, THEY'RE IN YOUR EYES! YOUR EYES! AAAAHHHHH! AAAAAGGHHH!
I wish my farts wouldn't produce any smell or sound.
They now produce light instead
I wish I had a goose for which to be friends with in a silly top hat and monocle.
not my video just one I lke ===> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6-SdIN0hsM
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As you and Casper (the friendly goose) frolick in the upturned top hat, the monocle forming a roof focuses a Faceless beam of light on your ant-like head.
I wish the oceans were beige.
[size=14]"The illusion which exalts us is dearer to us than ten thousand truths." - Pushkin[/size]
[size=14] "One piece of flair is all I need." - Sister Silicon[/size]
Thank you very much, land fish. Cursed be thy kind that pollutes so carelessly!
On a completely unrelated note, I wish to own a submersible flying fortress, designed for a cephalopod crew.
[url=http://zapatopi.net/treeoctopus/] Save the endangered Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus from Extinction![/url]
Granted, you receive a flying and submersible human man not susceptible to outside influence or disturbance big enough to devour a whole cephalopod crew.
I wish words didn't have two or more meanings.
It is a world full of single entendres, where everyone has forgotten the other meaning of "words". The phrase, "Ermagerd, I can't see the words for the trers!", no longer makes sense.
I wish I had a new forum avatar.
[size=14]"The illusion which exalts us is dearer to us than ten thousand truths." - Pushkin[/size]
[size=14] "One piece of flair is all I need." - Sister Silicon[/size]
You have a new forum avatar.
Indeed, you have a 'new forum', avatar. On a different forum. Nobody here notices.
I wish for NOTHING!
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All of existence is now nothing... you've killed us all....
I wish I was a real boy
not my video just one I lke ===> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6-SdIN0hsM
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Wish granted you are now a real boy but now you have to go to catholic school run by nuns with metal yard sticks
I wish I can eat anything I wanted and never gain weight
Granted, however, now all you want to eat is air.
You gain no weight
Quite the opposite...
I wish I had a infinitly telescopic ladder to catch mind-freeze, before he leaves the atmosphere.
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A ladder in your stocking runs up so far it catches Mind-Freeze... completely by surprise.
I wish for contentment over excitement!
[size=14]"The illusion which exalts us is dearer to us than ten thousand truths." - Pushkin[/size]
[size=14] "One piece of flair is all I need." - Sister Silicon[/size]
Granted, you receive a piece of paper with contentment written over excitement.
I wish i had the wizard powers from the game Magicka in real life.
(If you don't know what Magicka is, slap yourself five times on each cheek (including, but not limited to buttcheeks, facecheeks) and then go to steam and buy it and play it and complete it.)
You have no mana to cast spells with.
I wish the cake wasn't a lie.
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[url=http://cityoftitans.com/forum/toon-profiles-nnekonnin-llabanttselel-aalbusuumbra-aagimundr-sstaalsol-and-doctor]My original character profiles![/url]
[img]http://www.nodiatis.com/pub/26.jpg[/img]
The cake is true, and the filling is you. *hay, that rhymes!*
I wish everything i said rhymed.
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Youay artstay alkingtay inyay igpay atinlay. Eoplepay indfay ityay annoyingyay.
I wish my main makes a cameo rescue in the next Avengers movie.
[size=14]"The illusion which exalts us is dearer to us than ten thousand truths." - Pushkin[/size]
[size=14] "One piece of flair is all I need." - Sister Silicon[/size]
Your main makes a cameo rescue in the next Avengers movie.
However, he's played by Jaden Smith, and thus you are blamed for ruining the movie.
I wish I had an endless supply of cheese.
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You get an endless supply of cheese. Unfortunately, it's Limburger! :(
I wish that poseable, fully-animated and articulated, costumeable cat models will be available for player characters in City of Tabbies! :D
[center][color=purple][size=16][b][I][url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78N2SP6JFaI]Just a cat from another star![/url][/I][/b][/size][/color][/center]
The only pelt colors available are lime green and tangerine.
I wish that I had a cannon that could shoot fruitcakes.
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[url=http://cityoftitans.com/forum/toon-profiles-nnekonnin-llabanttselel-aalbusuumbra-aagimundr-sstaalsol-and-doctor]My original character profiles![/url]
[img]http://www.nodiatis.com/pub/26.jpg[/img]
*purrs at tangerine pelt choice and is happy that she'll get her wish*
Your cannon succeeds in shooting all fruitcakes. Now, the world is without its creative personalities. Shame on you! Shame! Shame!
*wags left forepaw vehemently*
I wish that a statuette of Amerikatt mourning, head down, would be at the base of Ascendant's giant memorial statue in Phoenix Park.
*crosses forepaws*
[Editor's Note: In one of Ascendant's calls to Saul, he said that he would have died if "the cat" hadn't eaten the toxic cereal! What other cat could it be but Amerikatt?! -- Ed.]
[center][color=purple][size=16][b][I][url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78N2SP6JFaI]Just a cat from another star![/url][/I][/b][/size][/color][/center]
It's made out of dog poop
I wish I was batman
not my video just one I lke ===> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6-SdIN0hsM
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Granted. You are a combination of Adam West's batman, complete with the dead parents complex and Robin death rate of the current batman.
I wish CoH would come back online tomorrow and that Atlas wasn't so laggy.
The fact that I don't have a sig is a nemesis plot, but now that there is one, it could only mean...that my head hurts.
The servers are up! And look at Atlas go! He's just run off with the Earth on his back. Uh-oh... the servers were inside the globe. Servers down again.
I wish road rash didn't hurt so much.
[size=14]"The illusion which exalts us is dearer to us than ten thousand truths." - Pushkin[/size]
[size=14] "One piece of flair is all I need." - Sister Silicon[/size]
It now causes severe depression instead
I wish I was a silly little goose
not my video just one I lke ===> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6-SdIN0hsM
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A wasted wish; you were already a silly little goose, you silly little goose!
I wish notears laid golden eggs!
Foradain, Mage of Phoenix Rising.
[url=https://cityoftitans.com/forum/foradains-character-conclave]Foradain's Character Conclave[/url]
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Avatar courtesy of [s]Satellite9[/s] [url=https://www.instagram.com/irezoomie/]Irezoomie[/url]
They hatch into swarms of bees as soon as their touched by anyone other than me or anyone I wish to sell them to
I wish that I could poop ice cream
not my video just one I lke ===> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6-SdIN0hsM
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Unfortunately you're a mammal. It comes out runny.
I wish I could get this visual out of my head.
[size=14]"The illusion which exalts us is dearer to us than ten thousand truths." - Pushkin[/size]
[size=14] "One piece of flair is all I need." - Sister Silicon[/size]
The visual moves from your head, to your eyes.
And after the explosion, your eyes are miles away from your head.
I wish for a hot and spicy pizza, 12 inch deep pan with extra cheese and pineapple.
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Well, you corrupted your own wish when you put pineapple on it but here goes: It's made in a 12 inch deep pan. Which is deep enough to make your pizza a sauce and cheese soup.
I wish to have all the powers of Superman, with none of his weaknesses.
http://rpg.drivethrustuff.com/browse/pub/3185/Crusader-Game-Books
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC48O9dPcNVdeyNM4efAvX6w/videos?view_as=subscriber
Unconstrained by moral conviction your ambition is typified by whim. Most people avoid you and pray you don't break the planet.
I wish I never needed a visa to travel to other countries.
[size=14]"The illusion which exalts us is dearer to us than ten thousand truths." - Pushkin[/size]
[size=14] "One piece of flair is all I need." - Sister Silicon[/size]
Granted, instead you have to pay 400'000$ for every twelve seconds you remain in other countries.
I wish i had the blue pill.
Granted now your blood pressure is low and your weeny is high. If it lasts more than 4 hours call a doctor immediately
A friend of mine once told me that a wish is like an intelligence test. If you wish for anything other than all the powers of Superman you fail. But since I already did that wish and I see how it turned out. I guess now I'll wish to have a perfect secret I.D. so I can blend in with people and still use my powers to help them. (I guess this is why you usually get 3 wishes)
http://rpg.drivethrustuff.com/browse/pub/3185/Crusader-Game-Books
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC48O9dPcNVdeyNM4efAvX6w/videos?view_as=subscriber
You wish is granted by the magic pixies of tomorrow!
You have a perfect secret I.D.
Its so perfectly secret, not even you know you have it, and you carry on being superman, breaking planets, and getting everyone angry at you.
I wish I had all the powers of a monstrous dwarf oversized tiny megadon miniscule two headed giant space hamster.
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That's easy, now you ARE a monstrous dwarf oversized tiny megadon miniscule two headed giant space hamster.
since you're a contradiction some parts of you have to extend into different universes to accommodate the bizarre shape. The part of you that can be seen in this universe is just a hamster. The other parts are there, and you can totally feel them, and the strange other dimensional realities they extend into tickle,.all the time.
I almost forgot to make another wish.
Well, let's see. I already have all the powers f superman and a super secret I.D, that even I don't know, about so obviously for my third and final wish I need to know my own secret I.D.
http://rpg.drivethrustuff.com/browse/pub/3185/Crusader-Game-Books
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC48O9dPcNVdeyNM4efAvX6w/videos?view_as=subscriber
Your secret identity is piddles the clown who entertains people with his pee related talents... Also in order to make this secret identity everyone you've ever known has been beaten to death with a stick that has a honey badger tied to it....
I wish I was a crab
not my video just one I lke ===> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6-SdIN0hsM
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Your wish is granted, you are a crab.
Not the type of crab you see at the beach, more of the 'pubic louse' type of crab, when folks have crabs, they have you.
*and I felt bad doing this, because piddles the clown was perfect*
I wish I was the Dinosaur Superhero, Ostrich Lapithicus, who has the power to shoot daffodils from her armpits.
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On your first day, you respond to reports of a bank robbery. Thinking you can bust the would-be robbers up, you instead get your head ripped off by none other than Lord Recluse himself.
I wish that I could see beyond the fourth wall.
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Granted, the fourth wall of your room becomes transparent.
I wish for A.
Your deed poll is approved - you are now Facelessa. Your aura slowly, very very slowly, is turning pink.
I wish I could touch the sky.
[size=14]"The illusion which exalts us is dearer to us than ten thousand truths." - Pushkin[/size]
[size=14] "One piece of flair is all I need." - Sister Silicon[/size]
The sky is now solid, and you can fly. The world grows dark and cold.
Using the powers of superman I reverse time so I can redo my second and third wishes.
For my second wish: I wish Everyone on earth spoke the same language.
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Granted; everyone now speaks in Old Entish, which takes 12 hours just to say "Good morning."
I wish that I had super reflexes.
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Granted, you have super reflexes, but only when an angry mob of elderly women are attacking you.
I wish for a time machine so i can go back in time and warn myself to not make the A wish.
(...oh my god...[IMG]http://i58.tinypic.com/2hduwck.jpg[/IMG])
Time traveling two weeks into the future you discover the A has moved on! It is now an E.
It leaves you feeling a rather empty, and the resulting vapour is a bit antisocial, but at least it is not pink.
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Faeceless[/center]
I wish I could have come up with a better joke.
[size=14]"The illusion which exalts us is dearer to us than ten thousand truths." - Pushkin[/size]
[size=14] "One piece of flair is all I need." - Sister Silicon[/size]
Granted; your jokes are so provoking that the Supreme Leader took notice and had your movie cancelled.
I wish my dogs could operate computers so they could fill out my supergroup.
Granted! Your dogs become smart enough to operate computers and you have fun with your supergroup for a nanosecond, but then your dogs got smart enough to wonder why they had to take orders.
I wish i had a button that resets me back to normal. [size=5]It's starting to stink...[/size]
It dissolves when touched by anything stinky
I wish faceless had fart hair forever
not my video just one I lke ===> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6-SdIN0hsM
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Granted but now Faceless is your roommate and you have to live with his hair forever.
I wish, for 3 big Bratwursts covered in Swiss cheese and Sauerkraut with kartoffelsalat and a large stein of Root Beer served by a pretty girl in a dirndl.
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it's your last meal before you go off for execution
I wish I didn't have a nose, farty mcfarthead over her is making my eyes water
not my video just one I lke ===> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6-SdIN0hsM
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OK you're a hat (hats don't usually have noses) and Faceless loves you
I wish the girl in the dirndl was a superspy here to bust me out of prison (as soon as I finish eating).
http://rpg.drivethrustuff.com/browse/pub/3185/Crusader-Game-Books
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Dirndl Girl busts you out of prison! Her super chest-bump drives you through two concrete walls to your freedom.
I wish I could draw that.
[size=14]"The illusion which exalts us is dearer to us than ten thousand truths." - Pushkin[/size]
[size=14] "One piece of flair is all I need." - Sister Silicon[/size]
You use a pen of inferior quality draw such an epic masterpiece and the gods of awesome smite you for your insolence
I wish faceless would take me off his head
not my video just one I lke ===> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6-SdIN0hsM
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