Become a Titan
Granted. Rearranging the alphabet clears everything up, although it's suddenly very smoky at the same time. Unfortunately everyone calls you Fex.
I wish touch screens had texture.
"The illusion which exalts us is dearer to us than ten thousand truths." - Pushkin "One piece of flair is all I need." - Sister Silicon
Granted you now know Xnarl Aka Znarl and where they keep all the great smoking stuff. However he just ran out and is now asking you to get him some.
I wish the City of Titans Devs would work faster! ((I'm looking at you Xnarl Aka Znarl put the pipe down and get back to work!!)) j/k.
Doh didn't see the 1st post on the 2nd page, sorry Airhead.
Granted you now have the first 3D Touch screen with textures. To bad it stuck on a close up of the Goatse image. Enjoy!
Double Grant for Lord Goat. The CoT Devs work faster and longer of course you didn't ask they work faster on the game so they spend less time working for free on the game and harder at their paying job.
I Wish the people that are hiring me would hurry up and hire me and assign me a shift!
Personal rules of good roleplay
1.) Nothing goes as planned.
2.) If it goes as planned it's not good RP
You are now the janitor
I wish I had a dragon that breaths lasers
Granted! Your dragon breathes lasers all over your evil boss. Evil boss picks one of them up, plugs it into the wall and uses it to blind your dragon. The dragon stumbles about and steps on you.
I wish life really was like a box of chocolates.
Granted. Your life melts, becomes sticky, and covered in flies. (Which isn't really too different from chocolate. Real life just stinks more and you have to wait a few decades longer.)
I wish I had ready access to BRIs (body rehabilitation injection, basically your standard sci-fi healing spell).
- - - - -Hail Beard!
Support trap clowns for CoT!
Granted. But yours are cursed, as retribution for devouring innocent squids!
I wish humanity would stop overfishing. These fish are ours!
Save the endangered Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus from Extinction!
Humanity opens up a highly lucrative cephelapod farming industry, causing the high frequencies of most farm fish to go endangered. The aquatic ecosystem is now out of balance.
I wish my rent was cheaper and my commute shorter.
“The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.” -Douglas Adams
Granted: You now live in a Cardboard box next to where you work, Your work is not impressed and you get fired.
I Wish I could log into City of Titans to see how it looks so far.
Granted. Alas, your login limits you to a text interface. It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
I wish I was as cool as Mal Reynolds.
(Brilliant work on summer-heat's wish. I know it's brilliant because I had the very same thought.)
Granted. You of course did not specify which Mal Reynold. You are now as cool as Mal Reynold the Incompetent, who was eaten by his own zombies.
I wish for a creative corruption of my wish.
Tada your wish is now... 1 w1$h �0r 4 (r3471v3 (0rr�p710n 0� m� w1$h. It's creative because it's a different form of corruption than expected!
I wish for sour cream for my taco salad.
Granted. (writes "sour cream" on a slip of paper and puts it on Rot's taco salad).
Oh mate, it makes me mouth water. I wish I had a bit of paper with "sour cream" written on it.
(couldn't use this for Xnarl's wish, it hasn't been creative since 1957)
Foradain, Mage of Phoenix Rising.Foradain's Character Conclave
Avatar courtesy of Satellite Nine.
If you can't see an image I've posted, please let me know!
Voila. Your delicious piece of paper drifts down to you from above. Unfortunately you fail to catch it and it lands... face down! Eww.
I wish I had x-ray vision!
Granted. You can now only see X-Ray machines.
The Nightmare is intrigued by something he has seen recently in a children's show. I desire my very own WEATHER DOMINATOR!
Revenge is motivation enough. At least it's honest...
Roleplayer; Esteemed Villain
Granted. You have your very own WEATHER DOMINATOR! It's having a blast on Jupiter.
I wish I was pretty fly for a white guy.
Granted: You are a fly white guy in 1998, in 2014 you become a comic loving nerd.
Wish: I wish my boss wasnt bipolar.
Granted. Your boss is the first person in real life to suffer from Jekyll-Hyde-Syndrome.
I wish to finish the protocol for my Physiology of Plants practicum.
Granted you now finished the protocol, however it written in chinese.
Wish I had a time machine.
Granted. Unfortunately, it is smaller on the inside, far smaller than what it should be, so you cannot use it. Unfortunately, it still attracts the attention of every time-traveling faction out there, including the hostile ones.
I wish to have a permanent, free subscription to City of Titans.
Tadah! Only you discover everyone has a permanent, free subscription to City of Titans. Unfortunately as a now-permanent developer, you'll always be working for free.
I wish my name started with X.
Granted, X the Loser.
I wish for a successful alien invasion.
Granted: Jupiter has been defeated.
Wish: I wish it was against the law to print the color teal.
Granted. You now live in a black and white TV world where it is illegal to print the color teal. Or is it?!
I wish I had a pony.
Granted: Jupiter has been defeated.
Nooo! Lord Nightmare's WEATHER DOMINATOR! :(
Granted! You have a pony. And now you have a pony, you ride him on your boat. And you all together, go out on the ocean. You sit you upon your pony on your boat.
At least until the wave hits.
I wish Christmas came twice a year. Only 20 days to go.
Granted. Christmas only climaxes twice a year.*
I wish I'd wake up clean shaven every morning, like most Hollywood characters.
* Damn you, Bond.
You now have Alopecia.
I wish my lunch tasted better than it did.... :-$
Granted! Your lunch tasted great - the the salmonella bacteria growing in it. You, on the other hand, taste a little funny.
I wish I had the freedom to do whatever I wanted to do, whenever I wanted to do it.
You are transported to a pocket dimension that you can never leave. You can do whatever you want in the dimension and create anything you want, bit there is no surprise. You can never interact with a real person ever again, just soulless beings that follow your every command. Have fun ;D!!!
I wish I had super speed
Alakazam. You hear a knock on the door. It's the DEA. There's a new lump in your pocket that is probably going to get you in trouble.
I wish we all suddenly manifested real versions of the powers of our favorite City of Heroes character. Then they'd regret shutting it down!
Granted. We all have superpowers. We can only use these through Internet forums.
I wish I had a clever comeback for everything anyone said.
You make them whether you like to or not, even when it's not appropriate like at a funeral or at a car crash. People start thinking your shallow and never want anything to do with you again.
I wish I was the doctor's compainion
Granted you are the Doctors compainion but due to a time loop that you can't leave. You relive the same day over and over forever with the doctor who does not know your both in a loop and can't remember anything from day to the same day. Oh and it's the day you die at lunch time.
I wish I could get more good free art of my toons!
Granted. You have stolen a lot of good art of your toons. Despite your successes you are a very poor thief so the authorities are now looking for you.
I wish I could teleport. First class travel everywhere, baby!
Granted but you can only teleport once b4 losing the power and you TP to the moon 1st class one way trip coming up!
I wish there was a moon base on the moon to keep Darth Fez alive after his one way trip to the moon.
It's on fire.... in space.... without any oxygen to keep the fire burning...... super science is weird......
I wish it was legal for me to be naked in public
It's legal, it's just wrong... horribly, horribly Wrong!
I wish I had a good job with more pay, I'd be okay.
Granted , you are now a politician but even though you make more money even superheroes want to smash your face in.
Wish , I wish I was 65 so when COT is released I can retire and with my pension play 24-7
Granted: But as soon as you log in you have a heart attack and all your funds are sent to me.
Wish: I wish that I was immortal, and couldn't feel pain.
Note: Jorortis is still a character of mine and is still going to be in the super group, not Demirus, at least not yet...
You are now forced to spend an eternity outliving everyone you know, after centuries of watching everyone you know die you become cold and shallow. Soon you go out and look for a way to kill yourself, hurting anyone who gets in your way so you don't have to live another second. Also all this happens http://www.cracked.com/article_18708_5-reasons-immortality-would-be-worse-than-death.html
I wish I could breathe in space
Granted:You breathe in space, and more space, unable to exhale at all taking in more space until your lungs and chest explode ,killing you and several others.
wish.:I wish what every I wished for turned out the way I wanted.
The genie who grants these wishes comes out and hits you with a brick "NO META WISHES!!!!"
I wish I was invulnerable but still aged normally
Granted you fondly remember the 5 seconds you were invulnerable and you will age normally just at the really fast side of normal.
I wish I was not as evil as I am now.
Of course. You were worse, desperately struggling to be accepted for redemption while being on the run from the police, vigilantes and the Fur... Benevolent Ones.
I wish every single person (besides me) who reads these forums or plays City of Titans to be under my irresistible mind control (following the intention behind my commands, not the letter). These persons retain enough autonomy so that they are not restricted on subjects where they have not received my instruction, so I do not have to micromanage everything.
Granted. Your mind control however it takes 10,000 years before it become irresistible. Until then we shall band together and resist you as much as possible.
I wish for a merciful death.
Granted: A new chemical called "Merci" has been created and is given to you only the death takes hundreds of years to happen as people mock you.
Wish: I wish I was the one who supplied you with all the jacked up wishes.
Granted however you must share the fate of those who had their wishes jacked up.
I wish I had a carnivore omelette (a chicken leg wrapped in bacon).
Granted. You now have a chicken with a piece of bacon wrapped around its leg. It is not happy and does not want to be caught.
I wish I had a cool hat.
Granted! You now have a cool hat but when you place the hat on your head it places you in dun dun dun ........gryffindor !!!!
I wish I had the power to shape shift
Whoosh! You get an uncontrollable urge to make smocks, and you do it very well. Hopefully the wearing of shifts will be back in style some time this century.
I wish the world was a better place.
Granted each day as the world get worse you remember how good you had it, when it was a better place.
I wish that the corrupter of my wish would share my fate.
Granted you are forced to corrupt your own wish and too bad your fate is so horrible it cannot be mentioned in the forums.
I wish the next poster in this thread would stop procrastinating.
Granted: Later though..
Wish:I wish everyone who posted in this thread danced around singing"Hello my baby." with a cane and top hat.
Granted! Everybody that posted between 10AM and 6PM PDT sang and danced up a storm. It was awesome. Too bad you missed it. ^_^
I wish to get a good night's sleep.
I wish for a fancy hat
Granted. Hyu now haz a fancy hat. All de Jagermonsters vill be linink op to have de chenz to vin hyur hat!
I wish I could wake up from this coma ^_^
You wake up only to find that you have lost the ability to sleep
I wish I could eat people and steal their hair
You always could (and at least in Germany, cannibalism is not illegal by itself), actually, so you wasted your wish. Of course, you still have to deal with the social stigmata.
I wish for all the immense ecological damage done by humanity to be undone.
Granted. All the ecological damage done by humanity will be undone in approximately 25 million years.
I wish I had my own, personal telescope that makes the Hubble telescope look like a child's magnifying glass in comparison.
Granted: to bad that the telescope is so big not even a giant could use it.
I wish that all my hard work paid off.
Granted. It will pay of in 23456789 CE. Of course, you will be dead by then, but maybe, I will remember you in that moment.
I wish for humanity to be cured of their shortsightedness.
Granted, but now you can see forever and your head explodes from all the new information you are absorbing.
I wish for a ham and cheese sandwich on a plate.
The fact that I don't have a sig is a nemesis plot, but now that there is one, it could only mean...that my head hurts.
Granted. You get a ham and cheese sandwich on a plate. It comes with a card that reads, "With compliments, Hayashi Masumi".
I wish Iran would win the world cup, just to mess with everyone's minds.
Granted: but it messed with the world in such a way ,that it became a better place...then you was hit by a bus because the driver was smiling so wide his eyes were closed.
Wish: I wish that that all the great things that were taken away was brought back.
on top of your head crushing you instantly
I wish it was legal or me to throw plates at children
Granted, but now all plates are made of candy.
I wish my hands weren't so cold.
Granted, they are on fire.
I wish I could find sources to quote in my protocol for the Ecology practicum (there seems not much to find about optimum foraging).
Granted the internet is full of sources just that not everything is not on topic, or in English or have already been used.
I wish for a giant hammer to cure my headache.
It cures said headache by breaking you're skull open, now that you aren't alive anymore you will never have a headache again
I wish I had a holy mackerel with which to smite my enemies
Granted. But one day, in your hubris, you decide to take on the Cephalopod Council. Of course, holy mackerels are utterly ineffective against us, foolish mortal.
I wish for the foolishness of mortals to end instantly.
Granted. All mortals are now immortal. Still pretty foolish, though.
I wish I had a certified Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy towel.
It's on fire
I wish I could eat a dinosaur
Granted. You are now a dinovore! You starve to death.
I wish I had more time to visit this board.
Granted. Of cause, you will do whatever you would have done instead after the game is released, so you cannot actually play City of Titans.
I wish to remove all curses and corrupted wishes laid against me, the Cephalopod Council or the clade of the Cephalopoda to be undone.
Granted. You have a few more minutes per day however the gravitational effect of the local temporal passage
causes time to fly by even faster.
I wish I did not have to go to the hardware store for some nails to hammer into this 2x4.
Granted, but now you have neither hammer nor 2x4 (whatever that is).
I wish for a fish.
A 2x4 (two by four) is a standard piece of lumber which is actually 1.75 inches by 3.75 inches and usually 8 feet long. In a typical 'wood frame' house (in the US) there is one vertical 2x4 every 16 inches in the walls. It takes a truckload of 2x4s to make a typical house. If this seems demented... well, it's a legacy system.
Your wish is granted! You receive one goldfish, which is neither gold, nor fish, but cracker. Enjoy!
I wish the University wasn't so expensive.
Now it's on fire
I wish to be one with the ocean
Granted. Youse now sleeps wit' da fishes!
I wish that CoT will have fully customizable cat models for player characters.
Granted: But they are all old men..in kitty ears ,walking down runways. That's what you meant by models right?
I wish notears would stop setting everything on fire.
Whoosh. Notears becomes Manytears and puts out the flames. However it turns out to be much sadder than you ever imagined for everyone.
I wish Manytears was Notears again.
Granted. Unfortunately, he becomes dessicated due to the lack of hydration from his tears.
I wish that everyone could know the joy of being Amerikatt.
Nobody has aposable thumbs any more and have to walk on there hands and feet.
I wish I could cry again.....
Amerikatt's lack of opposable thumbs has you laughing and crying at the same time - it's soooo sad!
I wish that Amerikatt had opposable thumbs.
She does, the rest of us still don't
I wish that the devil monkey wouldn't hunt me in the night
Shazam! The devil monkey high-fives the new night duty devil meercat.
I wish that innocence lost could be found again!
hanging out with kids will land you in jail....
I wish the clear coat on my car wasn't pealing....
Kovacs - Leader of "The Titan Legacy" SuperGroup
The First SuperGroup In City of Titans History - Come Be A Part Of It!!!http://cityoftitans.com/forum/building-first-super-powered-family
Granted, your car no longer rings. However, it peels like a banana.
I wish I could fly at any time of the day or night at any speed that I choose.
Abracadabra! Your tendency to launch into the air unexpectedly at any time of day or night, in any direction, is only slightly tempered by being able to choose the speed. After a couple of unscheduled landings without a chute you have to set your speed firmly at zero.
I wish the sky was green!