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Corrupt A Wish (Game)

Alrighty let's play Corrupt a Wish.

This is a forum game, where one person makes a wish, then the next poster corrupts the wish by saying what bad thing comes out of the wish. then makes a wish them self.

Like:

Wish - I wish there was a definition for "corrupt a wish"

Next poster:

Granted : But it's in Japanese.
Wish: New wish. Whatever it might be.

So on and so on.

I'll Start.

Wish - I Wish City of Titans was out already.

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It's out but in an alternate

It's out but in an alternate dimension

I wish for fish on my favorite dish

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Granted: but the fish is

Granted: but the fish is rancid and smells up your whole home.

I wish all MMOs had better costume editors! (Like CoH Wink wink)

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Granted: But you have to pay

Granted: But you have to pay real money for any change you make.

I wish I could get Taco Bell in Scotland.

Spurn all ye kindle.

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Granted: Scotland is now in

Granted: Scotland is now in North America.

I wish I could grow an awesome beard.

(I suspect Lord Goat started this thread to get some inspiration because he's DMing a D&D game, and plans on giving his players some means to obtain wishes.)

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Granted you are now a proude

Granted you are now a proude owner of an awesome self aware evil beard that wants to take over the world. P.S. Nate is now clean shaven. http://explosm.net/show/episode/79/the-beard

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You're now a multi

You're now a multi-millionaire

I wish I had my new PC :p

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Your new PC arrives, but some

Your new PC arrives, but some assembly is required. I hope you have a soldering iron.

I wish I had a pizza right now.

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Granted: But i ate it all up

Granted: But i ate it all up :P

Wish: I wish there were more villains lurking around here....

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Granted. But they're all

Granted. But they're all being tied up by heroes, who now have nothing better to do...

I wish I had a Tesla model S.

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Granted.It is even a new

Granted.It is even a new special model with lots of extras. Unfortunately, the insulation is much worse. You get electrocuted and burned.

I wish that humanity would become rational and reasonable!

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Granted. Too easy! Humanity

Granted. Too easy! Humanity is already rational and reasonable. Just not all of us. Nor all the time. Or the Internet.

I wish I could make do with four hours of sleep each night.

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Granted: you gain a 6 hour

Granted: you gain a 6 hour long sleeping pattern but fall into a coma

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Granted: But they were too

Granted: But they were too small for you

Wish: I wish the game was out already

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Granted: but you get Banned

Granted: but you get Banned for life in the 1st 5 mins.

I wish for the next posters wish to come true. (Now I got you, lol)

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hah! I wish that was funny

hah! I wish that was funny how you ended the thread like that! Ok, it was funny. Thread ended. I wish green eggs and ham were growing from your nostrils.

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Granted: but now I'm the owner of the best restaurant in town!

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Well. Now Photoshop is

Well. Now Photoshop is calling you every eighteen minutes and following you to work everyday. Way to go, Romeo.

I wish the X-Men could be in the same cinematic universe as the Avengers.

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Granted, but now 20th Century

Granted, but now 20th Century Disney rules the world with a four-fingered iron fist.

I wish bacon was good for your heart.

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now it's bad for your lungs

now it's bad for your lungs

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Granted: But they all die

Granted: But they all die easy....

Wish: I wish i didn't get hooked to this game

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you die before it comes out

you die before it comes out

I wish I was best pony

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Every pony is best at

Every pony is best at something! You just happen to be best at turning grass and water into stink and pee.

Which is what every pony does.

I wish I was less blue.

Be Well!
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you are now green

you are now green

I wish the dinosaurs came back

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Granted. The dinosaurs are back. notears are now extinct.

I wish the markets around here had a better selection of goods and produce.

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Granted of course they now

Granted of course they now charge three times as much.

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Granted. However you killed

Granted. However you killed and/or mutilated all the engineers so no one else could have one, which turns out to be a bad decision as the first defects happen...
Meanwhile, we cephalopods take over the empire you founded, etablishing the Utopia of the Time of TENTACLES!

I wish for the Utopia of the Time of TENTACLES to arrive!

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Granted but the Moon starts

Granted but the Moon starts to split in half

I wish I had a 3DS to play Pokemon X & Y.

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Granted. However, it falls

Granted. However, it falls victim to the repair measures for the Moon.

I wish that this City of Titans nonsense is given up for the one MMORPG worth playing:
CITY OF TENTACLES!

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Granted. Accessing City of

Granted. Accessing City of Tentacles requires Japanese citizenship and a thumb print.

I wish I had a holodeck.*



* No, I repeat, no relation to Xnarl's wish.

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Granted however like many TNG

Granted however like many TNG episodes it glitches and you can't interact with what's going on the Holograms don't see you. You're like a ghost in their virtual world. you leave the holodeck and find your the last man on earth. The world was taken over by tentacles then devastated by fragments of the ruptured moon.

I wish I could shape shift.

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Granted. Welcome to your new

Granted. Welcome to your new life as an Mimic Octopus!

I wish for all lands to be swallowed by the seas!

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Granted: but now life from

Granted: but now life from other worlds notice our water world and start taking water from earth leaving it a dust bowl.

I wish everyone lived to be 100 years old.

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Granted. Everyone who is alive is now 100 years old.

I wish there had never been such a thing as sparkling vampires.

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Granted. However, the

Granted. However, the vampires now run Missing Worlds Media, and you are sparkling!

I wish that capes and cloaks would be normal clothing again in real world Germany, so I can wear cloaks!

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Granted. Germany becomes a

Granted. Germany becomes a tropical paradise with average temperatures around 30 degree Celsius.*

I wish I had an awesome, super-comfortable TV chair.



* Alternatively, everyone wearing a cape or cloak becomes an angsty/emo Japanese animation character.

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Granted, but it costs you

Granted, but it costs you your tv.

I wish people who drive 40 mph everywhere, including on motorways and in towns, were not allowed to drive.

Spurn all ye kindle.

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Granted: But the speed limit

Granted: But the speed limit has been raised to 40 mph everywhere

Wish: I wish i had found out about kickstart earlier...

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Granted: but you went crazy

Granted: but you went crazy with it and now owe Kickstarter 250 grand and you have to work so much to pay it off that you don't have time to play a MMO for the next 10 years.

I wish my house was in better condition!!

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Your house is now diamonds!!!

Your house is now diamonds!!! I'm on a horse!!

I wish I was the axe body spray guy

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Granted, but Axe has changed

Granted, but Axe has changed their business model and now markets Axe for woman so you're now a man magnet.

Wish, I wish i could think of a wish without instantly predicting how it would be corrupted and then thinking up a different wish only to repeat the issue.

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The genie that grants these

The genie that grants these wishes comes out and throws you into the sun while screaming "NO META WISHES!!!"

I wish I was godzilla

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Granted: But you're killed 2

Granted: But you're killed 2 sec later'

Wish: I wish i had a wish to come up with

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The genie comes back out and

The genie comes back out and points an AK-47 at your face and screams "WHAT DID I SAY!?!? WHAT DID I JUST SAY!?!?!?!"

I wish I a ham sandwhich

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Granted. You are sandwiched

Granted. You are sandwiched between two overacting actors who believe that being REALLY, REALLY LOUD makes for a more believable performance.

I wish I could cast some of the old AD&D cantrips, especially the ones that cleaned/swept an area and performed minor repairs.

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Granted. Unfortunately, some

Granted. Unfortunately, some witch hunters lost in time arrive at your town and lynch you.

I wish I had a sonic screwdriver.

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Congratulations, you are now

Congratulations, you are now the proud owner of a brand new sonic screwdriver. Some strange robots are at your door with some inquiries about a certain doctor. They have an odd accent that makes everything they say sound like, "Exterminate! Exterminate!"

I wish that notears had a ham sandwich.



(I don't mean to hog the action, but you know that wish had my name all over it. >.> )

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Granted, but now Notears has

Granted, but now Notears has a Pig that loves the beach following him around casting magic that turns his clothes into sand, all the time.
Wish, I wish that the genie hadn't thrown me through space towards the sun.

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Granted. Now you are thrown

Granted. Now you are thrown into a supernova turning into a black hole.

I wish for eternal happiness and a sandwich.

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Granted: But the sandwich got

Granted: But the sandwich got eternal happiness and not you

Wish: Anything, bring it

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Granted: Your mother-in-law

Granted: Your mother-in-law is visiting and staying 3 weeks.

Wish: I wish I could live inside the game.

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"Granted: Your mother-in-law

"Granted: Your mother-in-law is visiting and staying 3 weeks"

I'm too young for a mother in law lol

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Granted: You now live in the

Granted: You now live in the City Of Titans Game Server resets are murder tho!!

I wish I had the money to buy the IP for CoX and give it to CoT so they could use NPCs like Back ally, States and Lord R.

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Granted: but the bank

Granted: but the bank/lawyer misinterprets the paperwork and accidentally gives it to the Circle of Thorns.

I wish they never discontinued one of my favourite cereals from childhood: Puffa Puffa Rice.

Spurn all ye kindle.

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Granted. A bowl of Puffa

Granted. A bowl of Puffa Puffa Rice appears for every day since your childhood. Much of it has been sitting there, continuously, for a long time. You dare not investigate the bowls at the bottom of your great new environmental hazard.

I wish it was still the weekend.

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The weekend is now eternal,

The weekend is now eternal, nobody can go to school to get a job, most of the stores are all open only 50% instead of being closed on sunday, any event, holiday or birthday that doesn't happen on the weekend are mostly never heard of or even celebrated because they never come, and now that there are only two days in a week time becomes faster as a result as we hurdle towards the end of time. But hey, atleast you don't have to do that history test on Monday so you know... all about perspective and all that crap.

I wish for a CHICKEN sandwhich.... try to corrupt that...

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Granted, but as soon as the

Granted, but as soon as the chicken in between the two pieces of bread saw you it became frightened and ran from you right into the middle of a busy road trying to get to the other side and got squished.

Wish, I wish my wife would stop trying to get me to go to bed an hour earlier than the time I set for myself.

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she blows up and you feel sad

she blows up and you feel sad

I wish I was a real boy!!

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Granted. Unfortunately, you

Granted. Unfortunately, you become a real boy dying from a horrible disease.

I wish I would never have learned of City of Heroes and City of Titans and to have no interest in either game.

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Granted. However, you could

Granted. However, you could not have made the wish here unless you had heard of them. The paradox turns you into a clown fish.

I wish it didn't take so long for muscles to recover from being strained.

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Granted, Now when someone

Granted, Now when someone works out thier muscles never become strained! Yay! Now your bones just get tiny fractures all the time. Seriously, pooping has now become the number one cause of death for humankind and eating a cheese pizza is considered a sign of suicidal tendencies.

Wish, I wish I had a Hambuger! (least it's not s sandwich ; ))

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someone throws it at you and

someone throws it at you and it gets all over your fancy shoes

I wish for a ham AND chicken sandwich this time!!! There's no way anyone can corrupt that!!!

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Granted, but as you went to

Granted, but as you went to take a bite a cow strolled by the window and became jealous because beef was left out. It then proceded to bust through the window and then put a cap in yo a$$ (Was gangsta cow from the street gang Got Beef.)

Wish, I wish they would have an april fools update for this game at some point where teams could que to pvp as gangsta cows.

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Granted. Now you will never

Granted. Now you will never learn the far superior one we were planning.

I wish I knew the last line of Love's Labour's by hearts*.

`*After all, I am a cephalopod and thus have three hearts.

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You know nothing else but the

You know nothing else but the meaning of that song's ending now

I wish I was batman

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Granted, but then you're

Granted, but then you're parents die and you live your life depressed, alone, and never play City of Titains because Batman doesn't play video games.

Wish, i wish i could transport myself into video games to live out my characters and then back out into real life if i choose to.

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Granted, but the only game

Granted, but the only game you can go into is ET for the Atari 2600.

I wish I had a working stun gun with working batteries.

The Nightmare is a man of simple requests.

Revenge is motivation enough. At least it's honest...

Roleplayer; Esteemed Villain

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Granted. But as soon as you

Granted. But as soon as you torture some helpless peasant with your stun-gun, you are finally overcome with guild, remorse and disgust for all the vile things you did. You decide to atone for your crimes.

I wish that those humans would never have evolved*.

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As you command. You find

As you command. You find yourself in a glass bowl full of water, alongside the other plankton, looking over the shoulder of a sentient cockroach who is typing in this response.

I wish lightsabers were real.

"The illusion which exalts us is dearer to us than ten thousand truths." - Pushkin
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Granted. You are the first

Granted. You are the first real-world victim of a light-sabre attack.

I wish for this project to fail!

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Granted, but then you die a

Granted, but then you die a very horrible death by angry mob and then the project is rebooted a week later and becomes a huge success.

Wish, i wish for a good breakfast.

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Granted. Unfortunately, your

Granted. Unfortunately, your lunch was made by a certain cephalopod deity resurrected in his divine realm of the Octopus's Garden. It was... not so healthy.

I wish I had a spaceship.

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Granted. Your spaceship has

Granted. Your spaceship has been impounded for double parking and the police are seeking its owner in relation to a hit and run accident involving a donutroid.

I wish someone would invent cold fusion already. Stupid, lazy scientists.

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Granted, however, it was

Granted, however, it was invented by the stupid and lazy scientists that you mentioned. So a month after being invented all life on earth stopped existing because they didn't plug in the maintain room temperature device and it became the temperature of a small sun.

Wish, i wish it wasn't such a pain in the @$$ to type on forums using my phone.

summer-heat
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granted. Your phone is now a

granted. Your phone is now a Nokia 3310 and the option to post on any forum no longer exists.

I wish superheroes and villains were real.

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Granted, of course it's a

Granted, of course it's a gritty realistic reality superhero world. So Massive amounts of property damage, deaths, and economical disaster plunges the world into a new Dark age.

I wish I meet a wonderful woman who shares my interests, become friends, and finally we fall in love and live happily ever after.

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you are incinerated by the

you are incinerated by the first supervillain

I wish for a fish sandwich

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Granted, but they forgot to

Granted, but they forgot to cook the fish and it jumps out from between the bread, slaps you in the face with it's tail, then explodes.

Wish, I wish Notears would stop wishing for food and drinks

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Granted. Instead of wishing

Granted. Instead of wishing for food notears now goes on the hunt for his meals. He has become a cannibal and has decided that a Knite, lettuce, and tomato sandwich would hit the spot.

I wish I had learned to play the piano.

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Granted: You are now a Piano

Granted: You are now a Piano that plays itself, however you are left in a old abandoned house in the middle of the old west dessert.

I wish i could have seen and played I24 from CoH.

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Granted. You saw and played

Granted. You saw and played from within the test server. So for you, the closure was even worse for you...

I wish I had an army of monsters that will not betray me.

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Granted. You must micromanage

Granted. You mare the only caretaker of an orphanage of your child clones, and they're all infants.

I wish this dingbat at work would figure out how to remove his head from his backside.

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Granted: His Backside is now

Granted: His Backside is now where his head should be.

I wish I could type faster.

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Tadah! The word "faster" has

Tadah! The word "faster" has now appeared in type at the end of your last sentence.

I wish for world peace!

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Granted. The world is in the

Granted. The world is in the thrall of aliens who do not tolerate violence. Even those who have violent thoughts are summarily executed. Ahhh, peace.

I wish I had a Star Trek style replicator. (Grocery shopping is for chumps.)

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it blows up

it blows up

I wish for world war

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Granted. Outside the obvious

Granted. Outside the obvious horrors of wars, posterity will remember you as we remembered Hitler.

I wish to be omnipotent.

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Granted. Yet your obsession

Granted. Yet your obsession with beating human limitations drives you to build an omnipotentiometer big enough to confirm the extent of your power. Do you succeed, yet define your limitations? Or do you fail, due to your limitations? Suddenly omnipotence seems like a chore.

I wish I had an executive assistant.

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Granted. Your executive

Granted. Your executive assistant turns out to be your double and he believes that you are his executive assistant.

I wish I had some fried calamari.

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Granted. Znarl is so stoned

Granted. Xnarl is so stoned out of it's mind it's sitting in the corner drooling ;-)

I wish for less reality television during primetime hours.

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Granted. Joke's on you, there

Granted. Joke's on you, there's less reality TV during all hours of the day! (What? You were expecting something else?)

I wish I knew who this Znarl* character is and where I can get some of what he's smoking.

ETA: * Ha! Caught it before the edit. I proclaim that my wish still counts!

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