I got a perfect store bought item for the game to sell.
I thought of it when I read a reference to Martians. Looks like they are the new mass invasion force.
You can buy a pet Martian Girlfriend! She has a few emotes but doesn't do anything, never gets in a fight. She'll look like a girl Sea Monkey.
Also a Robot Girl Friend ala Kim Possible. This one will be all steel. Again, she will never get into a fight. But she will be a must buy for every Mastermind with robots.
For a few bucks more you can buy a kiss emote...and show the world you are a NERD.
*** understand these are not pets in the mastermind sense. These are like the Rikti Monkey pets you could get. they have a limited set of emotes. **************