I am prone, even when not joking, to suggest silly-to-extravagent ideas, so I thought, lets make a game out of it.
Rules are simple:
Troll the devs, work off of the two people before you to improve the idea, or run off on a related tangent, the goal is to just... well, make something too silly.
Make something too silly?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
You all know nothing.
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In that case, I demand the power to shoot lightning bolts of of my characters arse.
And I know, its as easy as making it happen out of hands or eyes, so theres no excuses.
Hows that for a start?
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Rocket Fanny Pack? ;D
EM Drive Butt Flaps, like those things on the X-wings. You get the idea, one or two boosts, assymetrical too. With the option to shoot different shaped particles, like stars, and smilies.
With glowing Roller-skates/blades.
Be Well!
Fireheart
With the option to use brown gas instead of lightning and a new type of damage called "stinky little piggy" just for that animation set!!! DO IT!!!!
not my video just one I lke ===> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6-SdIN0hsM
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Why not just add a poop canon option?
"In the end there can be only one" The Highlander
THAT TOO!!!! *flips a nearby table*
not my video just one I lke ===> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6-SdIN0hsM
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Lets just lump it all together into a general waste power set? That way we can use it from wherever we want, kinda like a more versatile version of the vahzilok vomit!
Then I can finally make the character I've always wanted too!!! PIDDLES THE CLOWN!!!
not my video just one I lke ===> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6-SdIN0hsM
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Could we get a flying Port-a-Potty for a vehicle?
I'd paint mine Tardis blue.
"I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation."
I want a "clown with an intestinal virus" set with two unique damage types--stinky and pukey--and a unique control type--hilarity. And a unique port-a-potty travel power like Rigel said--BUT BETTER!
And if I don't get this NOW, I will hold my breath until it's unpleasant, and then ragequit publicly on the forums and report you to Angie's List! And cut myself. But not till I bleed. Blood makes me faint.
DO IT! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FIGHT EVIL! (or go cause trouble so the Heroes have something to do.)
I'd Love to have a toilet flying machine then you can have your toon royal flush
Toilets? Well this topic descended quickly! One that topic, who's going to clean up all of this mess?!
I DEMAND a Maid Mastery power set, where we get vaccuums, brooms, mops and REALLY clean up this city! We need a confuse power where we request the villain give us more Lemon Pledge.
Also, I will definitely probably, maybe, quit angrily and complain to my 14 followers on twitter, and stage a formal boycott, if my demands aren't met.
I want maid-chucks that wield plunger-chucks. That's all for now.
A TURDIS?.
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Don't insult the Turdis, its redesign was my favorite part of Doctor Poo Series 8.
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Apparently, trolling the devs consists of making potty jokes formatted to look like formal requests.
Y'all just lost the game.
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Trying to think of a Time Lords potty humor pun. Time Hemorrhoids? No. Drat! Keep thinking...
FIGHT EVIL! (or go cause trouble so the Heroes have something to do.)
All I can think of is a UNIT jet that shoots Preparation C... to shrink Crinoids.
I WANT A GIANT GUN THAT MURDERS EVERYONE BUT ME PLAYER CHARACTERS INCLUDED EXCEPT FOR ME IN THE WHOLE CITY WITH ONE ACTIVATION!!! DO IT OR THE KITTEN DIES!!!
not my video just one I lke ===> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6-SdIN0hsM
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I want a Kitten Gun that shoots live kittens at my enemy!
Maybe they're Ninja Kittens!
Rabid Ninja Kittens!
Be Well!
Fireheart
Wait, I wanna see this kitten first. I'm thinkin maybe the kitten ain't so cute. I'm thinkin maybe it's an evil kitten or somethin. Maybe the kitten needs to die. How do we know, eh? Capisce?
PS- Rabid Ninja Kittens own. Pew, pew, pew.
FIGHT EVIL! (or go cause trouble so the Heroes have something to do.)
I WANT TO THROW PENNIES AT PEOPLE AND BARK LIKE A DOG!!!!
not my video just one I lke ===> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6-SdIN0hsM
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Yea a ninja kitty summoning powerset would be epic!
With mixed in assault powers like 'The CATapult' and the 'CATtoblaster' maybe even a 'Catnip' pet buff! :D
If you realized how powerful your thoughts are, you would never think a negative thought.
what a CATastropy that would be. It would take FURever to balance properly, and you all know PURRfectly well that if we are even a WHISKER off, it will just enTAIL more meowntime to fix.
Wait until you see the... nope, that would ruin the surprise.
Okay, but what about the Monkey?
Be Well!
Fireheart
Do you know how STRONG a monkey is (https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&ei=TPQHVKnoD87hsASp54GYBQ&url=http://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DUyZVMTasW3I&cd=3&ved=0CCYQtwIwAg&usg=AFQjCNH_wrWRSY9gmMhZVM7xvf4AjmIWpg&sig2=41wLnyyhuTwkMvd3E9qVEQ)?
FIGHT EVIL! (or go cause trouble so the Heroes have something to do.)
Dave Chappelle is not the monkey in question.
Be Well!
Fireheart
Oh gods... this topic... it went horribly horribly wrong... I have done something very very bad.
Lets change the subject, um.... I think we need a hippy power set.
Tier 1:
Toke: remove fear(And loathing) (Free auto power-Exhale)
-Exhale: Causes your character to have a coughing fit 10-20% of the time, stacking perception debuff, however it makes an AoE cloud of confusion, paranoia and giggle fits.
Tier 2:
What was I doing man?: You and the villains get high and wander off, forgetting what you were doing.
Tier 3:
Don't Boggart!: Your pass the enemies a drug, and they start fighting over who gets it next.
You get the idea...
I know. It was a joke. I know a joke and a comedian on a humorously themed thread is a little edgy, but I thought I'd try it :P.
FIGHT EVIL! (or go cause trouble so the Heroes have something to do.)
I want to be batman.... Make me batman.... make me batman in real life.... do it.....
not my video just one I lke ===> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6-SdIN0hsM
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Well, I want to be Neo and I want full GM access when I play. No, I want MOAR power than a GM, I want to be able to pwn and grief GM's like Agents because I am Teh One. And I want all kinds of unique emo bad acting emotes so I can be just like the real Neo! /existential angst
FIGHT EVIL! (or go cause trouble so the Heroes have something to do.)
I am a match, this game is the birthday cake, and I'm going to light [i]all[/i] the candles.
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The game would be great if the interiors of everything (and everyone) were detailed. Then include an X-ray Vision pool power.
I can honestly say we considered a x-ray vision powerset. It is not the record holder for 'idea most quickly rejected' but it didn't make it very far in the selection process. Something about PG-13 ...
Wait until you see the... nope, that would ruin the surprise.
I suppose when someone hears the word x-ray vision they might imagine Superman peeking through a womans robe, its to see what color underwear Lois has on Tonight! ;D
Just give it another name. ;)
If their putting in x ray vision I want to look at peoples unmentionables.... that's what I want to happen... yup....
not my video just one I lke ===> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6-SdIN0hsM
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See [url=http://grrlpowercomic.com/archives/868]this comic[/url] for how I want x-ray vision to look. ^_^
Foradain, Mage of Phoenix Rising.
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Yeah, I'm all for this! Thems some sexy scapula.
I would like a belt placement for my powers!!! I swear I won't use it to make something inappropriate for a T rated game... especially not with the water power aura that I coloured yellow.... honest... <_< >_>
not my video just one I lke ===> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6-SdIN0hsM
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Crotchgun!
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Fireheart
City of Heroes had a problem producing a plausible sniper power for Sonic Attack. The Groin Laser should solve that.
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I thought of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGJb2iLvOKE
Aaand this:
http://youtu.be/UJPXY6s2nsA?t=26s
Which made me think of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTv9AhCuSU4
We'd have to know more about game physics first, though.
I mean, jiggle physics could just ruin your accuracy on these type of emission points.
FIGHT EVIL! (or go cause trouble so the Heroes have something to do.)
I want a power aura where I throw babies at people. Infact I want to be able to have a gun that shoots babies!!! DO IT!! DO IT OR WRITE MEAN THINGS ABOUT YOU ON TUMBLR!!!!
not my video just one I lke ===> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6-SdIN0hsM
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There was a World of Warcraft cartoon (Azerothian Super Villains) that had a cannon that fired out gnomes.
Would only need a few minor adjustments...
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Croatoa had those goblin grenades, so why not.
I want a sparkling aura that randomly shoots lasers at my enemies!
And attracts groupies... Fembot Groupies!
Be Well!
Fireheart
I want a pet class where the pets can be anything that can fit in a mission map (configured at character creation or in a costume editor).
Example: 2 Herculoids, a 7 foot (excluding the tail) squirrel you can ride on named Ratatosk, a mailbox, Luke Skywalker and a Dark Servant from CoH.
Please... Whatever you do, DO NOT COLOR THE AURA WHITE.
The best part is, they would actually oblige to this. ^ Only problem is that it would only shoot baby DOLLS though, and likely out of some ripoff of the Rock-It Launcher.
But still, DO WANT.
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I want a room where I can stay in game even when the game shuts down for maintenance
I accidently ate a bowl of radioactive soup....ok I guess that makes me a Soup-er Hero
Holy necro, Batman! Err, Night Flying Creature Man!
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My sentiments exactly.
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i use sans
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Hmm....lemme try.
I have a friend whose eyesight is not so good. They usually have a very hard time reading text in games and even in looking around the internet in general. It turns out the only font they can really read is Dingbats. What accommodations will be made to allow them to use the web site, the forums, and the game?
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