One day, Joseph Robert Brinks (went by Joe-Bob) was making the run from Tyson, Arkansas to Oakridge, Tennessee. It had just started raining. He noticed a sedan going the other way lose control and flip after tapping the SUV to its side. The tanker truck behind it hit it and was diverted to his side of the highway. He couldn't get out of the tanker's way... Joe Bob lost consciousness.

When he woke up, he heard the panicked thoughts of the chickens in the back of his truck. He looked around him and realized he was lying in a pool of green goo filled with the corpses of chickens from his truck. He looked around and noticed flames licking the cab of his truck. He got up and stumbled to the side of the highway and put himself on the other side of a boulder. Just in time too, both his truck and the tanker truck exploded! The sound of so many chickens screaming knocked him out again.

Joe Bob woke up in a hospital bed. He tried to lift up his chest. A nurse who had been tending a machine to his side. She rushed out of the room. Five minutes later, the intercom came on. Good afternoon, I am Dr. Sanders. Excuse me for asking, who are you?

I'm Joe-Bob Brinks. Why do you ask?

The intercom buzzed, ok, Joe Bob. There's a mirror on the table to your right. Pick it up and look at yourself. Take your time, son. It may be a shock.

Joe Bob looked over. It felt strange. He grasped the mirror and brought it to his face. He had a chicken head, a freakin' chicken head where his head used to be... He screamed, "what the f!"

The intercom buzzed, "are you ready for me to come in, son? I can tell you the start of it."

"Sure. Fine. Whatever."

A late forties man with a lab coat and an army colonel's uniform under it walked into the room and stopped at the entrance to the room. He started with, "we don't know it all yet, but it looks like your DNA Has merged with a chicken. We don't know why yet. We think the waste from the oak ridge tanker is part of it, but we're still learning."

Joe-Bob said, "So I'm part chicken, Colonel Sanders!??!" Then he set the hospital bed on fire.