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My Commander is having serious problems with my Catgirl minions!

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Cyclops
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My Commander is having serious problems with my Catgirl minions!

My Catgirl Minions are getting all uppity and don't obey orders.
1) One of them will get angry with me and refuses orders until I buy her flowers...and then I have to buy ALL of them flowers
2) When one gets mad at me, pretty soon ALL of them get mad at me.
3) when they are all uppity like this, I can't get them to clean the lair...they just open the closet, take out the vacuum and say, "Do it yourself!"
4) When I do it myself, its never right. Then the girls re-vacuum and get even angrier.
5) I commanded one of the girls to make me a sandwich, and she said, "Poof! You're a sandwich!"
6) when we argue...even if I'm right, I am still wrong!
7) when we finally accept a mission, its takes them an hour of game time to get ready.
8) When I try to toggle the jiggle physics, first they laugh, then they get mad, then they call some guy named Flesh Forge, and this Tannim guy shows up and beats me with a crowbar all the way to the hospital.
9) Heaven help me if I leave the seat up...
10) and never ever answer the, "Do you think this spandex makes me look fat?" question...

is it just me, or are you guys having problems with your Catgirl minions as well?

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Your first mistake was

Your first mistake was choosing catgirl minions. We function better as overlords of creation.

...and Tindalos help you if you don't get enough cans of tuna open fast enough...

If you actually need MORE of my sarcasm, I can occasionally be tripped over in dark hallways, or posting artwork on my DA account.

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They seem to be working as

They seem to be working as intended.

"Let the past die. Kill it if you have to."

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There's a good quote that

There's a good quote that relates to this situation that summarized the difference between dogs and cats. If you replace "dogs" with "non-catgirl henchmen" and obviously "cats" with "catgirl henchmen" the meaning of the quote effectively applies to the topic of this thread:

Quote:

Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are Gods.

CoH player from April 25, 2004 to November 30, 2012

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Dogs have Owners, Cats (or

Dogs have Owners, Cats (or Catgirls) have Staff.

Reality is what I make it

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Yeah you should replace them

Yeah you should replace them with dog girls

not my video just one I lke ===> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6-SdIN0hsM