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Fri, 06/01/2018 - 07:51
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Caption THIS! Super Villain edition.
"But you said we'd split the loot!"
"I lied."
"Let the past die. Kill it if you have to."
“What if the cops catch us?”
“Don’t worry, there’s no chance they’ll catch us!” (As long as you don’t realize that by ‘us’ I mean ‘me and the money’, sucker!)
I’ll be taking my share now if you please...
"A sad spectacle. If they be inhabited, what a scope for misery and folly. If they be not inhabited, what a waste of space." ~ Thomas Carlyle
Hired Thug: "The heroes are coming and I can't fly!"
Villainess: "That's why I hired you." (flys off)
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Villain: But it smells funny!
Villainess: No, look, it works like this. It's meant to be a [i]bag[/i].
[size=14]"The illusion which exalts us is dearer to us than ten thousand truths." - Pushkin[/size]
[size=14] "One piece of flair is all I need." - Sister Silicon[/size]
"Yes, we finally robbed the federal reserve...'s ranch and got this turkey!"
"Just in time for Thankstaking!"
"Tsk-tsk robbing the bank. Oh my, is that your gun barrel, I'm holding?"
Capt Odee, saving the city one click at a time.
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Guy: Did you really have to knee me in the crotch while we where escaping?
Girl:....yes...
not my video just one I lke ===> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6-SdIN0hsM
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Guy: did you also forget I'm a eunuch?
Girl: ... Also yes...
Edit: just cause he seems so nonchalant about saying that he was hit in the crotch.
"Let the past die. Kill it if you have to."
guy: can...can you let go of me now?
girl:...no...
not my video just one I lke ===> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6-SdIN0hsM
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