Wart Schlingleflem never had much luck with the ladies, until a superhero by the name of Colosso began to save countless lives.
You see, Wart just happens to have the exact same jawline, lip type and nose type, and so is able to easily convince people that he's "secretly" Colosso.
Seriously, he won't shut up about it.
But, Colosso is such a class act, he won't reveal his identity to prove Wart wrong.
And so, Wart gets free stuff all over town from everyone he's told his "secret" to, so much so that he could afford an expensive apartment and attract the attention of all the Colosso groupies. He's currently hiding the tv from the groupie behind him, so she can't see that Colosso is in a live interview elsewhere right now.
What Wart doesn't know is that a super-villain has plans to turn Colosso evil for a day, robbing Colosso of his code of honor and ethical restraints.
That will be a very bad day for Wart.