this is just for fun. Lets think of as many reasons as we can for Lexie being totally bald.
1) Superman got mad and tore out Luther's hair.
2) Otis forgot which vial held the Rogain and which held the secret formula...
3) Lois used Nair on his hair
4) Kryptonite really does affect humans...makes your hair fall out.
5) Heat ray vision bounces off a shiny object (Lexie did it to himself)
6) Lex ate dynamite and his hair came out in bangs...
7) Spray on hair is flammable
OK, now its your turn.
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8. His pet dog got into the garbage and ate some bad chipotle and he was just pooping everywhere and it got all over the carpet and the walls and in his hair to such an extent that he had to shave it off and take Mr. Tinkles to the vet
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9. Luthor's many follies meant his follicles ran out of juice.
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10. With great genius comes crappy hair genetics!
11. Stupid hair doesn't grow on a smart noggin!
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12. It's not commonly known, but Mister Clean had a sordid affair with Mrs. Luthor, a while before Lex's birth.
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that's why lex luthor is a billionaire he saves so much money not buying shampoo, hair gel , combs , and other products. :)
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Because it makes him look badass. (Note: Only valid when voiced by Clancy Brown.)
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13. A young Lex Luthor was working on an experimental cure for Krytonite, and accidentally started a fire in his lab. Superboy used his super breath to put out the flames, but this knock a batch of chemicals that ultimately made him bald. To this day, Lex Luthor has sworn vengeance!
14. He sold his hair for money
not my video just one I lke ===> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6-SdIN0hsM
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This seems wrong to me.
1. Every time Lex lost to Superman, he plucked one hair from his head. He's lost to Superman A LOT, and it really pisses him off that he's bald now.
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15. When Lex became President of the United States, he had to give up the presidency of the Hair Club for Men!
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16. He donated it to a child who want bald because Superman was exposed to red kryptonite and gave the child cancer.
Lex is obviously a great guy!
17. Lex thought that being bald would help his chances to land the lead role in "The King and I". It did not!
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18. Kryptonite. Radiation is still radiation.
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19. He had a really bad case of trichotillomania and ended up eating it all before he got the help he needed.
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20. He made a bet with brainiac because they are both super geniuses that he could figure out Superman’s identity and having seen and even been interviewed by Clark Kent was unable to win the bet so he had to shave his head
21. Clark Kent stuck a lot of gum in his hair in high school, and he had to cut it all out and that's why he hates superman
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22. Lex shaved his head because it is easier to wear a wig as his alter ego, Lila Larue!
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23. Lex is a perfectionist. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't get every last strand exactly the same length and exactly in perfect place to the micrometer, so he gave up and just shaved it off.
24. Lex isn't bald. It's actually Amerikatt sitting inside a humanoid robot piloting it like a mech, but cats think all humans look bald, so...
25. Lex's big purple war suit just didn't look right without a shiny helmet, but he ran out of materials for the helmet, and so made do.
26. When no one was looking Lex Luthor took fourty cakes. He took 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible. The grief after the realization of doing this caused his hair to fall out. And that's terrible.
"Let the past die. Kill it if you have to."
27. Lex is a big promoter of laser hair removal surgery as it changed his life forever.
Smooth legs ftw!
As foolish as this seems,
Gotem.
From ya boy, Elios.
QFT! Compared to kitties, humans *are* Furless Ones, after all!
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Sad part is you got "forty" wrong, and that was the whole point of the panel.
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I've been hearing commecials on the radio for a certain hair loss clinic. "You may never need to worry about hair loss again." Sorry Mr. Announcer. As long as Lex Luthor is bald, what hope is there for those of us who have morals?
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Fourty is an older spelling apparently, and a common mistake people make. So, my bad I guess? I don't know how the exact spelling of forty is the whole point of the thing though. I thought the whole point of the thing was the absurdity that he stole 40 cakes, which actually appear to be pies. And that's terrible.
Edit: I should have saved this one for if this thread got to forty reasons. I didn't do this. And that's terrible.
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Lex Luther was on the phone just as he was sitting in the Barber's chair.
Lex: "This is important. When the stocks are announced I want to be called. Do you hear me? [u]I want to be called![/u]"
Hard of Hearing Barber: ("OK, Lex wants to be bald, he thought, Well, we aim to please.")
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