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The Patchwork Profile!

Thought we'd forgotten about this? Of course not, we promised. Here's the 5k reveal, Patchwork! Because we did eventually get there, and you sure did a great job getting us close during the push.

CapeChaser Profile Page: Patchwork

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Legal status: multiple felony arrest warrants outstanding for grand theft, robbery, and aggravated assault. Click here for all TCPD public statements.
Earliest CapeChaser Sighting: July 2008

12 Days of Devmas, Day 12


It's... it's the last day. We survived. Sure, the egg nog came to life... but we made it.

Guys. One last chorus and we're free! FREE TO TAKE OVER THE EARTH!

*dev team chorus*

On the twelfth day of Devmas,

your dev team gives to thee,

Twelve roaches clattering,

Eleven brushes painting,

Ten hammers fixing,

Nine foxtails a-spinning,

12 Days of Devmas, Day 11


Sometimes, it’s about the gentler things in life. Sometimes it’s about creation over destruction. And sometimes, you find out the pen is mightier than the sword.

Of course, being superheroes, the way you show this is a six foot long pen being used in a swordfight.

Or by using a paintbrush dripping flower petals to shoot lasers!

*dev team chorus*

On the eleventh day of Devmas,

12 Days of Devmas, Day 10


STOP!

Hammer time.

That’s right. It’s time for the cabbit to fix things.

And when all you have to fix things with is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

So, you devs, you ready to sing, or are you looking like you want to get fixed?

*dev team chorus*

On the tenth day of Devmas, your dev team gives to thee,

Ten hammers fixing ,

12 Days of Devmas, Day 9


Foxes and superheroes go together like… bats and superheroes. You don’t believe me? Don Diego de la Vega, one of the most famous superheroes of all time took as his heroic name… the Fox! Or, as the world knows him, Zorro!

Now, admittedly, Kitsune tend to be viewed on both sides of the line, hero and villain. The trick is to keep feeding ‘em plenty of Inarizushi.

Otherwise they might go after the ham.

12 Days of Devmas, Day 8

Heeey, folks. What’s got four legs, wool, and smells like brimstone?

A DeathSheepFromHell, of course.

I heard someone came to a bad end around him - they made a wig out of his wool, and discovered they had Hell Toupee.

Yeah, that one was baaaaaaad.

Okay, guys, sing it like you mean it!

*dev team chorus*

On the eigth day of Devmas,

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